Big Brother is watching you

Went out with this bunch of friends days ago, not very advisable considering my blasted tuitions but as I’ve said, they are my bunch of friends and bunches are meant to be taken seriously! Well, weird things happen in bunches and that’s what happened to mine. For instance, I’ve just got enough sense to realize how MSN is revolutionizing us teens lives. You can don’t own a credit, or an automobile, or a spouse-oops, I mean bgr but you must, I repeat, you must have MSN! I mean, how ridiculous if you are an ordinary teen, living in the 21st century w/o a MSN account?! Well, back to us bunch, certain extremely worrying trends started showing up…

“You know why Fedex and UPS are upset at their merger?
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“Cos they are fed-up, get it?”

Whole group chorus in unison, “L-O-L” followed by the trademark three fingers running down the right temple…
However, this blasted guy Sam, became spastically slow, must be the accursed quake in Taiwan…

“Oi Sam! You damn lag leh!”
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“Oh, sorry, was AFK-ing just now. Is anything the matter?”

Whole group, “R-O-F-L-M-A-O”

See? We’re turning into a geek era! God save us! The Orwellian Newspeak---The MSN-speak! Gosh. Thanks to Bill Gates and his MSN, Steve Jobs and his Ipod, comrades, back at 1984! Big Brother is watching you! Hurhurhur…